Phone humour!

Just a little light-heartedness for today.

From John Z. here in Payson, AZ.

I see LG have recognised that many people the wrong side of 60 now use a mobile phone and have recently launched …..


Cell phone for seniors


and from John L. from Devon, England this lovely story.

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.  A mobile phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN:  “Hello”

WOMAN:  “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN:  “Yes.”

WOMAN:  “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It’s
only £2,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN:  “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked..”

MAN:  “How much?”

WOMAN:  “£60,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing.  I was just talking to Janie and

found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.  They’re

asking £980,000 for it.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £900,000. They’ll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later!  I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.



He turns and asks, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”


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