Beware the alligators.

Nothing to add!

(Except to thank Bob Derham for sending this on to me.)

4 thoughts on “Beware the alligators.

  1. Old people are a lot cleverer than young people give them credit for:

    A city toff was driving around in the country with his dolly bird, trying to impress her. They came across an old farmer driving some sheep along a country lane.

    “I say, my Man,” said the toff. “Have you lived here all your life?”

    The farmer looked at him for a moment and said. “Well, it’s too early to say yet.”

    The toff thought about this for a moment and then turned to his totty, making a turning noise with his finger pointed at his head. As it happened, there was a ford up ahead, and then toff asked the farmer. “I say, is it safe to drive through that ford up there?”

    “A course it’s safe, “retorted the farmer.

    Whereupon the toff roared his open-top Ferrari up the lane and into the ford, into which it promptly sank and disappeared up to its wing-mirrors in water.

    The very damp pair clambered out of the car and the toff shouted:

    “I thought you said this ford was safe?”

    “Arrrrgh – you never asked safe for whom. It be safe for ducks all right ……”

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