Bears and duct tape!

With grateful thanks to Cynthia G. who sent this to me.

(Going to take a break from the serious writing for this long week-end)

So, what's the story here?
So, what’s the story here?

The place: The Alaskan Wilderness

Just a bear wanting some food!
Just a bear wanting some food!

The event: A private “fly-in” fishing excursion to that Alaskan wilderness.

Well, a bear would, wouldn't it!
Well, a bear would, wouldn’t it!

The mistake: The pilot and fishermen left a cooler and bait in the plane.

Now what?
Now what?

The consequence: The bear went exploring for food!

Nothing if not ingenious!
Nothing if not ingenious!

The smart thinking: The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him 2 new tires, 3 cases of duct tape, and a supply of sheet plastic.

And they all happily went home!
And they all happily went home!

The result: The pilot patched the plane together, and they all flew home!

duct tape

The moral of this story: Duct Tape? Never Leave Home Without It

15 thoughts on “Bears and duct tape!

  1. Awesome story. Duct tape appears legendary in its being essential, especially for the outdoors. Nature can never be taken for granted, bears included.

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  2. Alaska brings the ingenuity up. Moose with calves get more people killed than bears. So what did I do? I went exploring, during the calving season, in spite of dire warnings from my Alaskan family. I had the great pleasure to come across a moose with calf, feeding on the trail. An old timer on his mountain bike explained to me that she did not have the “mohawk”, thus was not angry. We just had to stop and wait until she moved. We contemplated the bucolic scene with great interest for long minutes, at a safe distance, more than 200 feet. Thick Alaskan jungle prevented us to go around.

    Then the hair on the head and back of the impressive cervid shoot right up, like as many porcupine quills. She lowered her ears and stood her head up. She had acquired the mohawk! She headed straight to us, at a trot. The Old Timer started to bike nearly as fast as I ran. Another group of old timers was waiting in the distance on their bikes: “What did you do to make her so angry?” They laughed nervously as they turned their bikes around in a great panic.

    Eventually, her charges petered out, as she was reluctant to separate from her baby. I operated an encircling maneuver through some trees, grizzly gas cannister armed, in the hand. The calf panicked, stumbled, went the other way, she followed… I have “hunted” bull moose, camera in hand, from much closer, but they never charged me. Mums are more sensitive…

    Conclusion: never miss an occasion to get in real touch with the world as it is. It’s the most instructive thing.

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      1. Tape, glued by gum (epoxy), and then baked a bit… many are disappointed that, by forbidding it to fly, one cannot see the tape coming apart anymore.

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