An insight into “cyberspace” for those who are the wrong side of sixty!

Sent to me by Cynthia yesterday afternoon.

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Please Enter Your Password …

Please enter your new password:

“cabbage”

Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

“boiled cabbage”

Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

“1 boiled cabbage”

Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

“50bloodyboiledcabbages”

Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

“50BLOODYboiledcabbages”

Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

“50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss, IfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessnow”

Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

“ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessnow”

Sorry, that password is already in use.

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