A rather funny interpretation of political leanings as in the UK.
[Sent to me by John Lewis]
I asked my friend’s little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.
Both her parents – staunch Labour supporters – were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I would give food and houses to all the homeless people.’
Her parents beamed and said, ‘Welcome to the Labour Party!’
‘Wow! What a worthy goal’ I told her.
I continued, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you are Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house, mow the lawn, pull the weeds, sweep my drive and I’ll pay you £25. Then I can take you over to the shop where the homeless man sits outside, and you can give him the £25 to use towards food.’
She thought over this proposition for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘Why doesn’t the homeless man come over and do the work and you can just pay him the £25?’
I smiled and said, ‘Welcome to the Conservative Party.’
Her parents were dumbstruck.

