Tag: recreation

I’m a man – can fix anything!

Second set of wonderful pictures, courtesy of Bob Derham.

(In case you missed the first set, here’s the link: Trust me, I’m an engineer.)

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Don’t have a spoon?

I can fix that!

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Seat belt broken?
I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)

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New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!

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No bottle opener?
I can fix that!

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Room too dark using compact fluorescent?
I can fix that!

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Electrical problem?
I can fix that!

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Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!

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Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!

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No ice chest?
I can fix that!

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Can’t read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!

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Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!

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Satellite signal goes out when it rains?
I can fix that!

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Electric stove broken & can’t heat coffee?
I fixed that.

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Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!

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What the HECK!!!

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Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!

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Desk overloaded?
I can fix that!

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Car can’t be ordered with the ‘Wood Trim’ option?
I can fix that!

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Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!

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Need to feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!

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Cables falling behind the desk? (Now this is a Good One!)
I can fix that!

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No skate park in town?
I can fix that!

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And – last but not least – – – –
Out of diapers? I can fix that!

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Wonderful, aren’t they!  Mind you, please understand I am not encouraging anyone to copy these ideas!

Have a great Sunday!

If you are not into dogs, especially big dogs, then skip today’s post!

Two ways to view these wonderful pictures of large dogs.

Either watch the video, if you don’t mind the advert at the end, (cool music, by the way.)

Or take a look at the pictures, one by one, with a big thanks to Dan for sending them to me.

Here we go!

Dogs Who Don’t Realize

They are BIG!!!!

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Finally, assuming you haven’t had sufficient of dogs, here’s a lovely animated GIF sent to me by Chris Sunggs.

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Here’s to a good laugh.

Forwarded to me by Cynthia – a very brave lady indeed.

It seems to have been a tough week in various ways so why not open a bottle of your favourite vintage and raise a glass to all the brave persons in the world.

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Let me close with a quotation reputed to be from the lips of Joan Collins:

Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course,

you happen to be a bottle of wine.

More learning from dogs!

A peek at a very interesting article in the February issue of National Geographic magazine.

Big thanks to Bob T. here in Payson for sending me a recent email that contained the one line, “There is a lengthy article entitled “Mix, Match, Morph” in the February issue of National Geographic.  I strongly suspect you will find it of interest.”   Understatement big time!  The article is wonderful.   It is also available online! 🙂

The premise behind the article is, as the opening words reveal,

Three breeds, Copyright National Geographic, photo by Robert Clark

How to Build a Dog

Scientists have found the secret recipe behind the spectacular

variety of dog shapes and sizes, and it could help unravel the

complexity of human genetic disease.

As is made clear early on in Evan Ratcliff’s text, the huge variety in the breeds of dogs is a very recent occurence,

For reasons both practical and whimsical, man’s best friend has been artificially evolved into the most diverse animal on the planet—a staggering achievement, given that most of the 350 to 400 dog breeds in existence have been around for only a couple hundred years.

And later Ratcliff writes,

The breeders gave no thought, of course, to the fact that while coaxing such weird new dogs into existence, they were also tinkering with the genes that determine canine anatomy in the first place­. Scientists since have assumed that underneath the morphological diversity of dogs lay an equivalent amount of genetic diversity. A recent explosion in canine genomic research, however, has led to a surprising, and opposite, conclusion: The vast mosaic of dog shapes, colors, and sizes is decided largely by changes in a mere handful of gene regions.

What is critically being discovered is,

Already, more than a hundred dog diseases have been mapped to mutations in particular genes, many of them with human counterparts. Those diseases may have a whole array of mutations leading to a risk of disease in dogs, as they do in us.

It would be wrong, without permission to reproduce the article, to include more but you can quickly go here and read it yourself.  Except I can’t resist closing with the last sentence from the article,

After all, he points out, there are millions of dog lovers out there willing and eager to help with the fieldwork.

Ain’t that the truth!

And don’t miss the fabulous photographs of dogs taken by Robert Clark which you can see here, another example of which is below.  Robert Clark’s website is here.

Chesapeake Bay retriever, 48, Photograph by Robert Clark

Nature taking a break!

“It would be fitting, I think, if among the last manmade tracks on earth would be found the huge footprints of the great brown bear.” Earl Fleming (American naturalist, 1958)

This particular item was brought to my attention by John and Janet Z., but I note it is widely distributed across the Web.  So without any more ado, just watch these wonderful pictures of a bear put together with some great backing music.  Just a couple of minutes long, it will deliver one of those ‘feel-good’ moments.

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“When a pine needle falls in the forest, the eagle sees it;

the deer hears it, and the bear smells it.”

– an old First Nations saying 

Meaning of words!

Especially appealing to all Scrabble players!

Big thanks to friend Bob D. for forwarding this.  (Note: hope this formatting works for you, had some issues managing the format at this end.)

PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters: 

BEST IN PRAYER 

ASTRONOMER: 

When you rearrange the letters: 

MOON STARER 

DESPERATION: 

When you rearrange the letters: 

A ROPE ENDS IT 

THE EYES: 
When you rearrange the letters:: 
THEY SEE: 

 GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters: 
HE BUGS GORE

 THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters: 

HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: 

DIRTY ROOM

 

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters: 

CASH LOST IN ME 

 ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters: 

IS NO AMITY 

ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters: 

LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

 SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: 

ALAS ! NO MORE

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A DECIMAL POINT: 
When you rearrange the letters: 

I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: 
When you rearrange the letters: 

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: 
When you rearrange the letters: 

TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: 

WOMAN HITLER

Yet another Saturday smile!

With big thanks to Cynthia S. for sending me the pics.

GET OUT AND ENJOY NATURE

Don’t sit around  the house . . . Get out and enjoy  nature!

No! I'm not stealing your eggs!
So much for offering him a biscuit!
Hey! Gimme a fish!
Just want our tummies rubbed!
Hope you're being nice to my friend!
What part of the word 'no' you have trouble with, mister?

.. .. never mind, let’s just go back inside. .

Saturday smile!

An old one but still made me laugh – yes, I know, there’s no accounting for taste!

And a big thank-you to Cynthia S for passing this on.

MARY’S  CRUISE SHIP DIARY

DEAR DIARY –  DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses,  swimsuits, short sets.  Really, really  exciting.

Our local Red Hat chapter – The Late Bloomers decided on this “all-girls” trip.  It will be my first one, – and I can’t wait!

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DEAR  DIARY – DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful.  Saw whales and dolphins.  Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR  DIARY – DAY 3

At the pool today.  Did some shuffleboard, hit golf  balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.  Felt honored and had a wonderful time.  He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR  DIARY – DAY 4

Won  $800.00 in the ship’s casino.  Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.  He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.  Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR  DIARY – DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.  Again I declined.  He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship…  I was shocked.

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DEAR  DIARY – DAY 6

Today I saved the lives of all 2,600 passengers and crew!

 

 

Twice.

The selflessness of Mary has me in deep awe!

The Tenacity of Dogs, part one.

Stray dogs demonstrate remarkable skills at staying alive.

Before I start, a big word of thanks to Paul Gilding who passed this story to me.  Apart from reading Paul’s powerful book, The Great Disruption, and exchanging a couple of emails, he doesn’t know me from Adam.  But the fact that this undoubtedly busy man (his book has been a great success) not only responded to an earlier email from me and then dropped me a note to say that I might enjoy the following article, says a great deal about the integrity of the person.

The article, from the website The Dog Files, is about Moscow’s stray dogs.  I’m taking the liberty of reproducing it in full.

Each morning, like clockwork, they board the subway, off to begin their daily routine amidst the hustle and bustle of the city.

But these aren’t just any daily commuters. These are stray dogs who live in the outskirts of Moscow Russia and commute on the underground trains to and from the city centre in search of food scraps.

Then after a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.

Experts studying the dogs, who usually choose the quietest carriages at the front and back of the train, say they even work together to make sure they get off at the right stop – after learning to judge the length of time they need to spend on the train.

Scientists believe this phenomenon began after the Soviet Union collapsed in the 1990s, and Russia’s new capitalists moved industrial complexes from the city centre to the suburbs.

Dr Andrei Poiarkov, of the Moscow Ecology and Evolution Institute, said: “These complexes were used by homeless dogs as shelters, so the dogs had to move together with their houses. Because the best scavenging for food is in the city centre, the dogs had to learn how to travel on the subway – to get to the centre in the morning, then back home in the evening, just like people.”

Dr Poiarkov told how the dogs like to play during their daily commute. He said: “They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.”

The dogs have also amazingly learned to use traffic lights to cross the road safely, said Dr Poiarkov. And they use cunning tactics to obtain tasty morsels of shawarma, a kebab-like snack popular in Moscow.

With children the dogs “play cute” by putting their heads on youngsters’ knees and staring pleadingly into their eyes to win sympathy – and scraps.

Dr Poiarkov added: “Dogs are surprisingly good psychologists.”

By Elaine Furst for Dog Files

Now had this been a normal day then I would have had the time to complete this story about the tenacity of dogs.  But a failed wireless modem earlier today (Thursday) meant the loss of too many hours fighting technology.  It was all sorted just a little before 5pm.  It is now 6.15 pm and dinner is ready and, frankly, my brain is too tired to continue.

So stay with this fascinating story about stray dogs as I continue it tomorrow (Saturday, 20th.).

Sir Peter Alexander Ustinov CBE

What a wonderful and talented man he was!

Sir Peter Ustinov

Many, many years ago I was a salesman with IBM UK; their office products division.  I found it a wonderful job in a great company and was very happy.  The annual reward for meeting one’s sales targets was the 100% Club.  I seem to recall that at one of these lavish events, one of the guest entertainers was Peter Ustinov.  Indeed, somewhere deep in my belongings is an autograph of the great man.

Anyway, as a nice alternative to the posts on Learning from Dogs this past week, here’s a wonderful compilation of interviews of Sir Peter taken by ‘Parky’ otherwise known as Sir Michael Parkinson – ah sweet memories!