Tag: ATM

I’m a man – can fix anything!

Second set of wonderful pictures, courtesy of Bob Derham.

(In case you missed the first set, here’s the link: Trust me, I’m an engineer.)

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Don’t have a spoon?

I can fix that!

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Seat belt broken?
I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)

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New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!

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No bottle opener?
I can fix that!

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Room too dark using compact fluorescent?
I can fix that!

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Electrical problem?
I can fix that!

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Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!

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Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!

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No ice chest?
I can fix that!

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Can’t read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!

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Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!

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Satellite signal goes out when it rains?
I can fix that!

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Electric stove broken & can’t heat coffee?
I fixed that.

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Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!

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What the HECK!!!

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Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!

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Desk overloaded?
I can fix that!

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Car can’t be ordered with the ‘Wood Trim’ option?
I can fix that!

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Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!

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Need to feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!

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Cables falling behind the desk? (Now this is a Good One!)
I can fix that!

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No skate park in town?
I can fix that!

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And – last but not least – – – –
Out of diapers? I can fix that!

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Wonderful, aren’t they!  Mind you, please understand I am not encouraging anyone to copy these ideas!