Three bad nights have dented my creativity!

I had my surgical procedure for the removal of a benign prostatic enlargement (BPE) last Tuesday and was back home by 6pm.  However, having a catheter and a collection bag attached to me for Tuesday and Wednesday nights inhibited a decent night’s sleep. The catheter was removed on Thursday morning and I was confident of getting a good night.  Wrong! I found myself having to get up and pee more-or-less every hour of the night.  Apparently, according to the nurse to whom I spoke yesterday, my bladder would have still been extremely sore making any form of urine retention impossible.

All a long-winded way of me saying that my creative juices were non-existent when I wanted to get today’s post completed.

So please accept the following and hope it puts a smile on your face. (To make matters worse, I forgot which kind reader sent it to me!)

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MURPHY’S OTHER 15 LAWS

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
• He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
• Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
• It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
• If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
• The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
• Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
• God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
• When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Everyone have a great week-end.