Inconclusive travel plans for 2014
The following was sent to me by long-term friend, Bob Derham, who has contributed other wonderful items to Learning from Dogs. It had, in turn, been sent to Bob by a good friend of his. Well worth sharing.
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Travel plans for 2014?
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.
People keep telling me I’m in Denial but I’m positive I’ve never been there before!
I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember what country I was in. It’s an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
I have been in Deep s*** many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.
“Life is short. Smile while you still have your teeth.”
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Priceless. Thank you Bob (and Andrew).
Happy Birthday to my lovely wife!
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