This is clear! Clear as mud!

Help!! Is there a financial Wizard out there somewhere? I need your input! My bank, the Société Générale, is advising

its customers that “a global economic collapse” is very possible within the next two years and that we should make “defensive preparations” for it.

Is this a sign of the bank losing its mind (and they did lose £5 billion a few years ago at the hands of a rogue trader) or do they know something that other pundits don’t?

Where is the Guru that can tell me where I should put my money now? Under the mattress? And in which form? Shirt buttons?

They say gold will skyrocket as the only thing buyable worth buying! And there’s me having just sold all mine at what I thought was the top of the market!!!! Oh Dear …..

By Chris Snuggs