What fun the Cubans miss out on!!!

No bloated hyperbole about past achievements! No slagging off of the opposition! No daft prognostications. No ludicrous excuses. No pretentious blather. No lies! No wild scare-mongering!!  No spin-ridden soundbites! Yup, deciding whether Britain staggers back to its feet again or sinks ever-deeper into irrelevant, bureaucratic and debt-ridden mediocrity is pretty important, but you also have to see the funny side of things.

Just recently Peter Hain said:

I think it’s important for people to act intelligently in this election.

This is brilliant advice, suggesting of course that once the election is over we can all happily go back to being stupid.

It is so useful to get really good advice from our prospective leaders. Thanks Peter.

I will try to act intelligently, but it’s never been a real strong point.  Got any hints?

Would voting Labour be intelligent, perhaps? Or indeed the opposite? I am a bit confused ….. which is sad, as the future of my country is at stake.

Without intelligence we are done for. Such a shame it has been so lacking in government for the last 13 years of course.

By Chris Snuggs