Tag: Andy Rooney

The logic of dogs!

A gorgeous set of photographs underlining the many truths about dogs!

This has done many rounds on the Internet but I hadn’t been seen it before.  Ergo, I am indebted to Michele N., here in Payson, for sending it to me.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Ben Williams 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney 

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. – Anonymous

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones 

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise – Unknown 

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. – Joe Weinstein 

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. – Mark Twain 

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. – Phil Pastoret

And the final image ….