This was too good not to publish without delay!
It was sent to me by Suzann yesterday.
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Senior Shoplifter…
A cranky older woman “in her senior years” was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, “Just a stupid can of peaches you old fool.”
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, “I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store.”
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied in a nasty tone, “Nine! But why do you care about that?”
The judge answered patiently, “Well, ma’am, because I’m going to give you nine days in jail — one day for each peach.”
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady’s long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, “Yes sir, what do you have to add?”
The husband said meekly, “Your Honor, she also stole two cans of peas.”
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You all have a very good weekend!
Outstanding! 😂😂😂
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😎
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Thank you for the smiles, Paul 😀
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Can never have too many smiles! 😎
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{snicker} Good one, Paul. Happy weekend.
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And the same to you!!
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Very funny. My husband roared with laughter.
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Just very delighted to hear that! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, Margaret and Hubby!
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Love it Paul… 🙂 I think the long suffering husband was in need of some Pea-ce… ❤
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Very clever! British wit, eh!!
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🤩🤣
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Peas on earth 🙏
Thanks for the chuckle Paul 💕
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Many thanks, Val. You have a wonderful week!
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hihi, great!
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Thank you, and a very warm welcome to this place. Hope to see you many more times! 🙂
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For sure!! Thank YOU!
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🙂
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