A golden future ahead!
Another priceless jewel from Neil Kelly.
Neil is one of those people that sees the world around him through different eyes than the rest of us. It shows up in the form of the most exquisite sense of humour. If you don’t remember Neil’s view of Village Life posted a few months ago, then do go there now!
So with that as an introduction, enjoy the following.
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbour asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?“
The little silver haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.“
Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.“
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh,
“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.“
Wonderful! Thanks Neil!